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My name is Noir the Heartless, and I am the leader of Murderous Automaton, Inc.! My intergalactic organization has joined forces with LimeDojo.com, and we are providing the proprietors of this site with all the giant robots, laser guns and nuclear Armageddon devices they need. You would be wise to join us!
If you seek further information about your mechanical soon-to-be overlord, visit http://MurderousAutomaton.com , where you can read more about the invasion and look at some crazy-ass artwork. It’s also got some great lemon square recipes. But that’s beside the point. Dammit, I shouldn’t have said that. Totally ruined my whole "scary killer robot" aura. Ah, screw it. ROBOTS! Fear me! ...etc. |
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Welcome to the Site!
This is a satire site designed to make you laugh. We will be updating this site regularly, so check back often for updates. Enjoy your stay!
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